Tea Bagging

Just in case anyone doesn’t know, tea bagging is when you dip your balls in a girl’s (or guy’s) mouth while getting oral sex in a very superior position.

People who went to the April 15th tea party protest are being sniggeringly called tea baggers by the oh-so-arch-and-cleverati. Next one of them says tea baggers on national TV needs to be asked what tea bagging is, and forced to explain it.

I don’t mind being called a tea bagger. The satisfaction I obtain from metaphorically tea-bagging Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank is somewhat repulsive, but worth it. If that’s what it takes to make the government my bitch again, I’ll just rock back and forth and think of England.

I love it that once again, nice liberal people are bringing wonderfully depraved sexual terms into the mainstream. First, the Clintons made blowjobs a nightly news subject. Then Oprah mainstreamed salad tossing. And now Colbert and Kos bring tea bagging into the list of terms you must understand to be culturally literate.

Next up: Two congressmen, one cup.

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