Father’s Day

I guess I have to say something about Father’s Day after trashing Mother’s Day. So here goes.

Father’s Day is the sloppy seconds of holidays.

If American men weren’t such pussies, we’d treat Father’s Day like the insult it is. Instead, we put up with it like we really are that married guy on every commercial whose wife and kids are always smarter, better, snottier and still benevolently if sarcastically indulgent of our knuckle-dragging ways.


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