A New Stupidity Test

Everyone who’s shocked, shocked, at the revelations about John Edwards. You’re stupid.

I’ve been saying he’s a horrible shark who had to be rabbiting something on the side ever since I heard about him. He married his mom because he’s neurotic, not because it’s a fetish.

Adding to that, I’ve been trashing Elizabeth Edwards from day one, to the horror of everyone. She proves even harpies can get cancer. She obviously made a devil’s bargain with the Breck Girl, one that may even trump the Bill/Hilary blood pact.

I’ll be going around the next couple of months counting coup for correctly analyzing this marriage ever since 2004.

Christ, people, spend your compassion on people who aren’t horrible. John and Elizabeth Edwards are both horrible.

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