I do love the Obamacare provision that everyone up to age 26 is now deemed to still be a child for insurance and education purposes.
H.L. Mencken said that democracy is the theory that the people know what they want and they deserve to get it good and hard.
I can’t wait to see what happens next. My predictions:
Bart Stupak and Ben Nelson start getting hotel rooms together and ordering room service, since neither can go out in public anymore.
Republicans offer an amendment to raise the drinking age to 26.
Barack and Michelle dust off their Jesus and Mary Magdalene costumes and rock the Lincoln bedroom.
Joe Biden calls the House to order to cut off Republican amendments to the Senate bill. Nancy Pelosi calls Joe’s nurses to tell them he’s wandered off again.
Glenn Beck has lip quivers, but doesn’t actually cry tomorrow.
Barack Obama declares by executive order that Cheerios multi-grain is the National Cereal. Michelle gives it up fibre-channel for the first time.
The Pro-Life movement, regretfully, calls out the winged monkeys.
Republicans sternly feign principles.
Jesus says, Fuck this, I’m not going back there.