Annual Mother’s Day Rant

I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day. Because the majority of moms are bad moms.

If you think I’m being too harsh, look around at your friends and see what percentage  give a thumbs up to their moms.

Only Congress has lower actual approval ratings.

If you like your mom, honor her on a day not dedicated to all moms, most of whom suck at their jobs and who deserve to be fired. Out of a cannon loaded with a real cannon ball. 

Think about it. You’re lumping your mom in with them. That’s not nice.

One Response to Annual Mother’s Day Rant

  1. Brenda says:

    And that’s why I ‘honor’ her on effing mother’s day–I’m lumping her with everyone else for a reason.

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