I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day. Because the majority of moms are bad moms.
If you think I’m being too harsh, look around at your friends and see what percentage give a thumbs up to their moms.
Only Congress has lower actual approval ratings.
If you like your mom, honor her on a day not dedicated to all moms, most of whom suck at their jobs and who deserve to be fired. Out of a cannon loaded with a real cannon ball.
Think about it. You’re lumping your mom in with them. That’s not nice.