Barack Obama is a hot chick

I still can’t hate the guy. He’s so far in over his head.

Sure, he’s not just a socialist, he’s a Marxist. But everyone he’s been around in The Establishment in Chicago is also a Marxist. Obama has no idea he’s a Marxist.

More than anything else, he’s a beauty queen. Remember when that California girl started her answer about gay marriage with, Well, I don’t want to offend anyone, but this is how I was raised…

That’s Obama. He’s never thought deeply about any of this stuff that matters, but he trusts his professors to tell him what do do about economios like that hot blonde chick trusted her preacher to tell her what to think about fags getting hitched. It’s how he was raised.

Sure, Obama’s smarter than your average hot chick, but that doesn’t mean he’s leveraged that intelligence–he’s still a hot chick at heart, and subject to hot chick disincentives to learn about anything except how to stay hot.

Why do I still like Obama? Because I like hot chicks.

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