Mark Williams, exit stage right

Mark Williams is the douchebag talk show host who used to be the ringleader of the Tea Party Express, one of several Tea Party organizations.  His group has nearly half a million members.

AFTER Ben Jealous of the NAACP called out the Tea Party movement on sheltering, tolerating, embracing racists, Mark Williams posted this on his blog. AFTER, not BEFORE. This wasn’t an example available beforehand to Ben Jealous of Tea Party racism. Oh, no, Mark Williams opened his mouth,  spewed out a flaming pile of dogshit, rang the bell and ran as a RESPONSE to the NAACP:

Dear Mr. Lincoln

We Coloreds have taken a vote and decided that we don’t cotton to that whole emancipation thing. Freedom means having to work for real, think for ourselves, and take consequences along with the rewards. That is just far too much to ask of us Colored People and we demand that it stop!

In fact we held a big meeting and took a vote in Kansas City this week. We voted to condemn a political revival of that old abolitionist spirit called the ‘tea party movement’.

The tea party position to “end the bailouts” for example is just silly. Bailouts are just big money welfare and isn’t that what we want all Coloreds to strive for? What kind of racist would want to end big money welfare? What they need to do is start handing the bail outs directly to us coloreds! Of course, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People is the only responsible party that should be granted the right to disperse the funds.

And the ridiculous idea of “reduce[ing] the size and intrusiveness of government.” What kind of massa would ever not want to control my life? As Coloreds we must have somebody care for us otherwise we would be on our own, have to think for ourselves and make decisions!

The racist tea parties also demand that the government “stop the out of control spending.” Again, they directly target coloreds. That means we Coloreds would have to compete for jobs like everybody else and that is just not right.

Perhaps the most racist point of all in the tea parties is their demand that government “stop raising our taxes.” That is outrageous! How will we coloreds ever get a wide screen TV in every room if non-coloreds get to keep what they earn? Totally racist! The tea party expects coloreds to be productive members of society?

I hate Mark Williams more than I hate any American still alive. More than I hate zombies Pelosi and Reid. More than I hate the totalitarian dipshits in San Francisco who just banned pets and pop. More than I hate Michael Bloomberg. Are you getting it? I hate Mark Williams a lot.

Were I enamored of conspiracy theories, I’d be hoping to find video of Mark Williams taking a payoff from someone in the NAACP. But I know guys like Williams and they’re real and Ben Jealous was exactly right so let’s admit it right now:

There are a shitload of racists in the Tea Party movement. Racism isn’t the core of the movement, but as a new movement, the Tea Party is more about warm bodies than anything else. The Tea Party welcomes anyone who shows up to an event because it gives them a better chance to get on the news.  They’re not welcoming racists–they’re welcoming anyone who shows up and they aren’t checking ID.

There has been almost no overt racism at Tea Party protests. Seriously, a few signs edge up to the line, fewer cross it, and the worst are probably plants. 

 Though I hate Mark Williams, I’m glad his neurotic racist compulsions made him lash out at blacks. It gives the Tea Party the mandate to put the racists in their ranks on notice. We need to put out Racism Is Not Welcome signs. Thank you, Ben Jealous.

Because, let’s tell the truth, there are a lot of fucking hardcore racists going to Tea Party protests and they need to be ejected.  They’re not waving racist signs. They’re under cover. There’s  a lot of  “don’t ask, don’t tell” going on in the Tea Party when it comes to racism.

How do you detect these racists? Voluntary hyperthyroidism is the first sign. They’re a little bit bug-eyed and intense. They think the income tax is unconstitutional even though it’s in the Constitution. They think black people in America are a menace.  They don’t much like Jews either. And they creep you out, because you can tell they’re holding back something weird.

In a lot of people, racism is skin deep. You really can turn them around just by giving them a DVD of  “The Blind Side.” Or telling them they’re relics who aren’t welcome anymore at a Tea Party protest if they’re going to be that stupid. 

Then you have shitsacks like Mark Williams and every single asshole who still defends him.  Here’s what Williams said when forced to resign from the Tea Party Express:

“We are in a war for the future of this country and the Left and their allies in the news media have decided to use my personal comments and views as a weapon to injure the Tea Party movement and conservative activists. I will simply not allow them to do this.”

Mark Williams is a horrible deep proud racist. 400,000 people in his organization didn’t detect this or didn’t care. I find it hard to believe that Williams’ blog post was the first indication to anyone following him that he was a virulent deep racist. Mark just vomited on the Tea Party movement as a whole, though his followers are mostly 400,000 assholes, and I’m sure he at least wink wink nudged nudged in his newsletters and most of his followers ignored the racism because they liked everything else, and a few took comfort in their Nazi hearts.  So fuck you all of you. Like fuck Germans who ignored the smokestacks. No, I don’t have any of Mark’s newsletters. It’s possible he was completely in the closet until this week and none of you 400,000 Tea Party Express people knew anything about the racism of your Leader. Yeah, right. Fuck you, every one. You knew. I hate you, all 400,000 of you. But you can make it up.

All you TP Express people–Repudiate Williams in no uncertain terms. Declare yourselves not to be racists. Stand up and accept responsibility for embracing this charismatic racist turd.

Let’s get clear in the Tea Party and admit that Ben Jealous was right and we should heed his call to arms. No racist gets a pass. We purge. We probe. We go Leninist on racists.

If you’re a racist, get the fuck out of the Tea Party now. If you don’t skulk off voluntarily, we will eject you.  What is the percentage of racists in the Tea Party movement? I’m going to upper bound it at 10% and I think it’s closer to 1%. The Tea Party has gotten nothing worth getting from letting this minority of racist dipshits stand next to us without looking too closely at them.

The Tea Party should stand up and say Ben Jealous was right and that we’ll turn over Mark Williams and they can do whatever they want to him on Pay Per View. I hope it’s Thunderdome.

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