Maybe Toonces Can’t Drive But He Sure Can Tap-Dance!

I give President Toonces a B- on his State of the Union teleprompter reading.

Along with the census, the state of the union speech is an outmoded feature of the Constitution that should be discarded, but it won’t be.

Toonces earnestly ignored all living room gorillas and elephants and tried hard not to piss anyone off. Good, I’m glad he’s scared. But he’s not scared enough. Don’t worry, Toonces, you will be.


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