Natalie Portman

My wife and her friends went to see Black Swan, though I tried to warn them off.

They came home retching and saying it was the shittiest movie they’d ever seen.

Obviously, they haven’t seen Orlando.

What the hell is wrong with Natalie Portman?

Why are we more concerned with saving Britney than Natalie?

Natalie is heading down a very dark path.

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