Unless you’re a pussy you’ll opt out

If 10% of the flying public opted out of the backscatter machines, we’d shut down all airports. It takes them 2 people and 10 minutes to deal with each of us who just say No.

If, after reading this post, you meekly go through a backscatter machine, you are a horrible human being. Or at least you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

My wife is mad at me for saying this. She went through one of the machines and still got gate-raped because she had something in her p0cket she forgot about.

She shouldn’t be allowed to vote. This isn’t the only reason, but it’s reason enough. I can’t remember the last time I thought we did the right thing by giving women the franchise.

Anyhow, if you go through a backscatter machine, I hate you. I hope you get your retinas scanned and your arms tattooed and you keep trusting your gubmint till you get made into soap.

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