Sarah Palin, Attention Whore or Brat?

I was a Sarah Palin fan before most anyone had heard of Sarah Palin.

As the reformer governor of Alaska, I thought she was great. When McCain put her on his ticket I thought that was great.

Sarah Palin Peter Principled out, flamed out, as John McCain’s running mate. She did to the Republican ticket what McCain did to several airplanes.

If you still think Sarah Palin is great, it’s because deep down, in your heart, you want to fuck her. That’s no excuse for supporting her–deep down, in my heart, I want to fuck her too.

Sarah’s almost as much of a sideshow now as her slutty daughter Bristol. Sarah’s as dumb as Snookie in some ways. She’s the Al Sharpton of Republicans. Not that she’s ever done anything as evil as Al has done, but she’s as big a sideshow. At a time when Republicans need to put on their serious face, she’s a political cocktease whose point is I can wrap men around my little finger! I’m not going to run for president, but I’m going to be a king making cocktease!

Sarah’s exactly why Republicans can’t get taken seriously. She spouts all this family values stuff while her daughter is a slut and a half celebrithy. Sarah does reality TV where she’s completely ineffective in cock-blocking her younger daughter, who’s a filthy mouthed little facebook beast, like her older sister. Sarah Palin sucks as a parent and as a role model. I don’t give  a flying fuck how many grizzlies you shoot or trout you spear, Hey, Sarah, raise your daughters not to be foul-mouthed facebook-fighting sluts or GO HOME.

Hey, Republican power brokers and donors, get over it.

You. Are. Never. Going. To. Fuck. Sarah. Palin. Todd. Has. The. Job.

Sarah, Go the Fuck to Sleep!

 

 

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