MILF Zero

Shirley Partridge nee Shirley Jones is MILF Zero.

Since canceling Comcast, I’ve been DVRing random stuff and The Partridge Family is surprisingly well-written and sophisticated. And subversive. And the songs are often bad, but better than the Britney shit being pumped up our butts today.

An example of the subversiveness:

Every child of every parent is supposed to go “Ewww!” at the thought of their parents having sex to create them.

The kids on The Partridge Family get it that Mom is getting laid and Mom gets it that the kids are getting laid. The dialog about getting laid is about ethics and it’s intergenerational. Kids thumbs up or thumbs down Mom’s dates and vice versa. It should be creepy, but it’s not. Smash cut to now–now is creepy:

Parents ignore their 13 year old daughter giving blowjobs before home room every morning. 13 year old daughter assumes she was conceived immaculately and doesn’t want to hear otherwise from her impotent parents.

If you get caught by the gubmint with a picture of said daughter at age 3 months without her clothes on, that’s a child porn beef.

18 year old daughter will go off to college and, according to the feminist-mandated college conduct code, as long as frat boy asks out loud, “Is it OK if I do you in the butt?” it’s OK when he prolapses her anus, as long as she’s not passed out. If frat boy forgets to ask, Is it OK if I kiss you? he’s going to get expelled.

Women are empowered to desperately search for Mr. Right by going down on guys in club bathrooms till one or more of them passes the Call Me, Please? test.

Rich bitch Hollywood actresses with enough money to pay for 2 and a half nannies encourage ordinary women to get knocked up without a plan.

Wow, we’ve come so far.

Anyhow, I’d go through the kid gauntlet to get to Shirley Partridge. I’d probably get killed by Danny half way through, but at least I’d die trying.

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