Well, they both get women off, Obama and Dracula. Their victims have no clue they’re about to become victims. O & D both say stupid shit that everybody looking on goes, seriously, you fell for that shit? But people under their spell go, ok, whatever, do it to me.
So yeah, I’m coming out with my theory:
Obama’s a vampire.
Got a better theory?
Oh, and Michelle’s a werewolf.