And if California falls into the ocean…

…like the mystics and statistics say it will….

That’s a Warren Zevon lyric.

WARNING: Swearing ahead.

Democrat assholes in California want to defect from the United States. I say “defect” instead of “secede” because “defect” is the right word.

Of course, they won’t defect. Rich California douchebags have been threatening to leave the US for decades if a Republican wins, and none of them ever do. I don’t know if that’s because they chicken out or because no country they would like to go to wants them. It’s probably chickening out.

So, less-rich but still too-rich Democrats in California are threatening secession. I shouldn’t have said threatening. Promising. Seriously, don’t let the door hit you on the butt on your way out.

Everyone knows this is posturing by pusillanimous pinhead Progressives who’ve never had a serious political point in their privileged lives.

What I’d like to see is a serious movement to eject California from the USA. That would make them pee their Progressive pants.





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