The Apology Tour Continues

Today, President Toonces, in what is perhaps the most cowardly, despicable act of his career (at least publicly) sent a written apology to the Korrupt Krazy Kunt Karzai in Afghanistan to try to appease members of the Koranic Krazy Kult for us “accidentally” burning some Korans along with other trash.

Afghan Muslim street trash, as eager to take offense as Toonces is to take blame, have been rioting and burning American flags for days now over what would have been a non-issue had we told them to go home or go fuck themselves or we’d napalm the poppy fields.

In other below-the-fold news today, two US troops were murdered by the rioters, who have yet to offer an apology.

Obama is neither Muslim nor Christian. He is Dhimmi. And I use the word “He” loosely.

Me and Mr. Jones

Rampaging Muslims in Afghanistan killed 10+ UN workers for being nominally Christian last weekend. Because some minor Christian minister in Florida held a mock trial of the Koran and then burned it.

Feckless American politicians and generals (Lindsay Graham, President Toonces, David Petraeus) smooched Muslim butt big time, making vague threats against the 1st Amendment.

People who don’t suck defended Amendment #1 against the political pussy class, but without exception (as far as I’ve seen) prefacing their comments with some form of “Of course, Pastor Jones is a fucking asshole, but….”

Mr. Jones has been unrepentant, and pretty articulate. Go to YouTube and look at the interviews, and his group sent out this news release:

In regard to the riots that have just taken place in Afghanistan at the UN headquarters, the actions of breaking in, setting on fire, and killing of at least 10 individuals so far is highly unacceptable for the government of the United States.

We, at Stand Up America Now, find this a very tragic and criminal action. The United States government and the United Nations itself, must take immediate action. We must hold these countries and people accountable for what they have done as well as for any excuses they may use to promote their terrorist activities. The time has come to hold Islam accountable.

Our United States government and our President must take a close, realistic look at the radical element Islam. Islam is not a religion of peace. It is time that we call these people to accountability. We demand that our United States government stand up and speak out against these acts. These people must be called to justice.

We demand action from the United Nations. Muslim dominated countries can no longer be allowed to spread their hate against Christians and minorities. They must alter the laws that govern their countries to allow for individual freedoms and rights, such as the right to worship, free speech, and to move freely without fear of being attacked or killed.

The Associate Director of Stand Up America Now, Wayne Sapp, has this week been banned from the UK. This highlights the stranglehold of political correctness that Islam has on the West.

Sounds about right to me.

How do we actually know that Mr. Jones is a fucking asshole?

All most of us know about him  is that he thinks Islam sucks and he’s not afraid to extend his medial digit in its barbaric direction. Let’s be honest–Jones is painted as a nut because we think all Christian ministers with small congregations must be nutjobs. He’s being smeared as a fringe Christian. You don’t have to think about whether he has a point about Muslims if you don’t get that far because he’s some kind of snake-handling tongues-speaking faith-healing cult leader.

Did he know it was likely that people would get killed by Muslim barbarian mobs if he did this? Probably. Let’s assume he did anticipate violence would follow his stand.

When Clint Eastwood makes a similar calculation in Gran Torino, he’s a hero. Buford Pusser too. Standing up to fucking assholes who actually intimidate and murder was, once upon a time, a grand American tradition before Toonces and Pussy Petraeus and Lindsey Graham and their legacy media bitches like Joe Klein started pretending courage by attacking those who commit the deadly sin of insult of an enemy. They mean to muzzle us, not shoot murdering Muslims.

Seriously, David Petraeus can go fuck himself. What a dishonorable piece of Muslim-coopted shit he’s been corrupted into being.

We should have strafed those mobs instead of having our general fulminate against American values like a little dhimmi bitch while UN workers died. We should track down and kill everyone we can find who was anywhere near the UN compound murders.

Instead, we see our so-called leaders, political and military, shadowbox with Mr. Jones as if he’s the reason Muslims randomly riot and murder.

Oh, and can somebody assassinate Karzai, while we’re at it? He’s definitely the more proximate cause of all those deaths than is Mr. Jones. The American news media didn’t cover the Koran burning. Karzai kept fanning the flames.

Holding my breath to hear Toonces, or Petraeus or any other mainstream assholes focus on Karzai.

Liberating Libya

There are a lot of good arguments for why a no-fly zone should be enforced over Libya. Too bad none of them convince the Euro-weenies.

Except for Sarkozy. How fucked up is it that the French own moral leadership, and Hilary Clinton is the most masculine figure speaking for America?

President Toonces doesn’t even have the balls to fire that jackass Clapper.

I was wrong supporting Bush’s war in Iraq. If we’ve learned anything from that, it’s that Iraqis suck as much as Belgians. And Belgians suck with huge force. The only good thing about Iraq is that it will be Iran’s tar baby from now on.

Afghanistan–like every other Muslim country, everyone who isn’t a complete retard has already left. This is why we can’t fix the Middle East. The only people left there are too lazy or stupid or part of the problem to get the fuck out.

So I’m in favor of a no-fly zone, but not in favor of spending a penny of our money to enforce it. Not our problem. The Arabs are in Europe’s backyard. Let them deal with those assholes.

The notion that we have to care about Muslims because of oil is bullshit. The only thing standing between them and Thunderdome is oil. If we stop helping them, they’ll figure out how to keep pumping oil. All American politicians, including the Bush family and the Clintons, who say otherwise, are bought and paid for and we should lynch them.

I hope the whole middle east turns into an incompetent caliphate. I don’t know what else will disentangle us from them.

My Little Koran

Before the Florida nutjob pastor’s scheduled Koran burning was announced, I bought a cheap Koran for $8 on Amazon.

I’ve never owned a Koran before. I’ve read it online, a truly eye-glazing experience that makes you long for the “And Somethingorother begat WhatTheHell and WhatTheHell begat Jumpin’Jehosophat…” chapters from the Old Testament.

I kind of like finally owning a physical Koran, making it my bitch. I can tell it to do anything, and if it doesn’t obey, I can throw it across the room, Sharpie it, rip out a page, even draw a Hitler mustache on it. So far I haven’t used it to mop up any bodily fluids, but it better not sass me.

Why did I pay good American dollars for a Koran that I can get free online? Insurance.

My original intent was to let my Koran live, more or less unmolested, on my book shelf. But in case the time came to burn a Koran, I’d have one.

Muslims around the world have now burned thousands of American flags protesting the right of Pastor Nutjob to burn their nutty book. But who cares? I care that Petraeus, Obama, Gates, Gainesville and other American dhimmi’s have also questioned Pastor Nutjob’s First Amendment rights.

No longer is burning a Koran a childish act of disrespect. It’s the right thing to do.

However, Koran-burning isn’t very creative. I don’t want to be merely the obverse of all those Muslim dimwits who burn American flags. If I’m going to abuse My Little Koran, I want it to be funny as hell in a  “bring out the gimp” way. So, I invite everyone to give me suggestions for how to torment My Little Koran. Off the top of my head:

• Pork-related insults: Blotting the grease off fresh bacon, taking the bone from a pork chop and dressing it up as Muhammed in origami-ed clothing made of Koran pages.
• Effigies: Looking up the flags of Muslim countries, and drawing them in crayon on Koran pages. Then getting together with some friends and shouting Death to Islam! while setting the flags on fire. Making little paper airplanes and a little paper mosque and crashing the airplanes into the mosque.
• Charmin. Probably not. That’s not very creative.
• On Halloween, staple a whole bunch of Koran pages together to make a big ol’ paper burkha. When people ask me what’s that? I tell them it’s a Kor-Urka.

Wow, this is all in horrible bad taste, even for me, isn’t it?

As soon as I post this, I’m going looking for a picture of Mohammed on the Internet. Not a caricature, but something close to accurate. I’ll settle for a caricature if I have to. I’ll print it, pee in a Mason jar, drop the picture in and call it Piss Mohammed. I’ll put it out on the back porch for a day or two to make Sun Tea and then tip it over and let the raccoons drink it. I’ll take pictures. Then I’ll apply for a federal government arts grant for the pictures, and I’ll probably get it. the best raccoon picture will be titled “Raccoonadimajad.”

UPDATE April 2019: I actually did wear a burkha for Halloween one year, with a big picture of Mohammed on the chest.  My Little Koran was put to the sword, rather, the exacto knife, when I cut each page out and taped them end to end and then rolled them up on a toilet paper roll which went in the holder in the guest bathroom. (Yes, there was a roll of real toilet paper available for guests, I’m an infidel, not a barbarian!)

My views on Muslims and Islam have hardened since this was first posted. There should be no immigration allowed from any Muslim country except for asylum exceptions for Christians in those countries.  Every Muslim who does not have a legal right to be in this country permanently should be ejected as quickly as it can be legally done. Americans should refuse to do business or have anything to do socially with practicing Muslims.

A Brief History of Book Burning

I titled this a “brief” history because I’m not going to talk in detail about the long, consistent history of Muslims burning books. They’ve been burning and razing symbols they disagree with for more than a thousand years, and show no signs of maturing. Yet with all the furor over the recently aborted Koran-a-cue, I’ve heard nobody point out the absurdity of Muslims protesting book burning. It’s like the KKK protesting hood-wearing.

(If you’re new to this blog, I’m sick of Muslims and don’t mind saying so. If you think they have a legal right to build the Ground Zero Touchdown Dance Center, you can ESD. If you don’t want to use all legally permissible means to annoy them, do everything to prevent them from building this abomination, you should go away and I hope the first time your 13 year old daughter gets stoned it’s in a white sheet buried in sand up to her waist. Seriously, that’s how much I want you to prove your principles.)

Briefly speaking, I do want to talk about the most salient modern Muslim book burning scandal (did I just use the words modern and Muslim next to each other? Bet that’s a google first.)  I mean, of course, the vile Muslim campaign against author Salman Rushdie, a lapsed Muslim who had to go into hiding for years and who still has to watch his step more than two decades after his novel The Satanic Verses was published.

Along with the hit put out on Rushdie by the Muslim Imafia, there were, of course, big public book burnings by so-called Westernized Muslims, meaning Muslims living in the USA and the UK. Two bombings of nearby bookstores were widely reported in the US and two in England. Matching the book burnings in number, a coincidence I’m sure.

Lately, a liberal chick in Seattle suggested a “Draw a picture of Mohammed” Day.  I don’t know for 100% sure, but from her reaction to what happened next, I’m pretty sure that she thought trashing Muslims was similar to trashing right wing American nuts who haven’t gotten the 1st Amendment memo. Now she’s in hiding, changing her name, after her apologies didn’t work to stop the death threats from Muslims and after the FBI said, well we have budget constraints, and protecting big mouth bitches from Seattle is not our first priority….

Before this, Muslims have threatened the South Park boys, Danish cartoonists, an art museum in Seattle, a Mozart performance in
Berlin, Borders bookstores….Christ, it just goes on and on.

It’s very important and necessary to let Muslims know in no uncertain terms that they’d better grow up and accept the right of the rest of us to say what we want about them without fear of violence.

Muslims have successfully asserted their right to bomb, harass, make death threats and intimidate everywhere in the Western world. They’ve been mostly successful in Europe, in terms of carrying out those threats.

The bottom line is that these backwoods, 7th-century animal-rapers have succeeded in no uncertain terms in making everyone in America afraid to push back. Including me.  (Yes, Muslims rape animals. At least they have rules about it. See the Iranian Ayatollah Khomeini’s fatwas.)

I’ll say whatever I want to say about Christians, conservatives, liberals without even thinking about what might happen to my family. When it comes to Muslims, I have to worry that they might track me down. I’d just shut up were it not for my faith in Muslim incompetence

Make no mistake. Speech that criticizes or ridicules Islam is already heavily self-censored in the West because of fear of random Muslim violent retaliation. This has been going on for decades. This must be reversed. Until Muslims quit threatening violence for speech that offends them, they must be subjected to increasingly escalating offense. Burning Korans should just be the start.

That ground zero MTDCI (Muslim Touchdown Dance Center Imam) was on CNN implicitly threatening us, more in sorrow than in anger, about what would be likely to happen in the Muslim world when Americans do succeed in preventing that thing from getting built. He very specifically called out attacks on embassies and American properties in Muslim countries as likely targets. This little bitch is as slick at delivering deniable threats as Michael Corleone.

Islam wins for the same reasons and with the same tactics that the Mafia uses to corrupt a neighborhood. They make outlandish threats if you don’t go along. And the first go-along demand is pretty small, and almost reasonable, if somewhat insulting.

Islam has making other cultures their bitch down to a science.

Muslims all over the world are rioting and burning American flags as a pre-emptive strike against getting their nasty little book burned by a guy nobody had ever heard of with 50 followers in Florida. Think about this question before you answer it–wouldn’t a proportional reaction by Americans be to burn at least as many Korans as they burn American flags? Why shouldn’t we be as pissed about them burning our flag in their country as they are about us burning their nasty little 7th Century rant-book in our country?

Have you ever read the Koran? It’s idiotic.

Every Muslim who burns an American flag is at least as big a dumbass as Pastor Whatsisname who threatened to burn Korans. When will our State Department defend the flag like they condemn Pastor 15 Minutes? Never, is the answer.

That’s how we’ve emboldened these Islamic totalitarians to think they can piss on Ground Zero and mark it as their own.

Muslims deserve to be ridiculed and hassled about their violent suppression of speech like lay Catholics deserved to be ridiculed and hassled about all the boy-raping priests. Screw Catholics who stayed silent and loyal in the face of that abomination, and, similarly, screw Muslims who do the same in the face of all these violent fatwas.

After enough public pressure, the Catholic laity has pressured the hierarchy into getting serious about stopping it. Catholics can once again hold their heads up and point to action taken to right the wrong. Even if their Pope may have been as slow as they were to respond. But at the beginning of the scandal most Catholics were morally derelict.

Until “innocent” Muslims do something about the huge number of violent fanatics sheltered in their midst, yeah they deserve to be offended.

The threat of violence against those who annoy Muslims is pervasive and repeated. Anyone who comes to their attention gets death threats. It is far more important to put pressure on Muslims to deal with this than to protect their delicate, but barbaric, sensibilities.

If millions of us burned Korans every time some imam issued another stupid fatwa, then THEY’D have to start thinking hard before the next death threat, wouldn’t they?

Find me a Muslim who’s speaking out against what they’re doing to this Seattle girl who is now in hiding. Seriously, find one. Bring me back the head of the Easter Bunny too.

I’m sure there are lots of Muslims who are privately appalled. But they dare not speak. That’s my point–Islam is a violent criminal organization that effectively strangles its people who desperately hope they can move out of the neighborhood someday.

Islam isn’t a religion. It’s a loose coalition of violent terrorist crime organizations and we should deal with Islam like we dealt with the Mafia.

There aren’t very many Muslims in America. So, really how big is the threat? Even if Islam sucks, so what? Shouldn’t I fulminate equally against the Tonton-Macoute?

Say something very publicly in America about how Muhammed should go suck it and here’s a picture of him doing it.  Come on, go do it, publishing your real name.

Muslims are thugging around the Western world, attacking cartoonists, stabbing filmmakers, firebombing bookstores, threatening more bookstores and they are succeeding in making all of us worry about our personal safety if we dare say anything they don’t like.

That’s why it’s important to oppose them and offend them. Muslim thuggery must not be allowed to muzzle the civilized world. The “ground zero mosque” isn’t just Muslim thuggery. It’s Muslim hegemony. Look at how many Americans have defended the mosque on Constitutional grounds but who deserted the Koran-burning preacher.  That preacher has been given some pretty serious legal harassment for his hubris. The government is demanding he pay $200,000 for “protection” for his protest, even though it didn’t happen. I hear that his insurance company canceled protection on his church building, something that obviously increases the likelihood of a Muslim firebombing. But liberals are appalled that anyone would use zoning or eminent domain as pretexts to stop the Ground Zero mosque.

(If you’re a stupid liberal still reading this, go ahead, say something obnoxious about Islam in public, not because you believe it, but because you have the right to say it. Prove that Islam is peaceful. Post your phone number too. No? Shriveled ball sack much?

(The first death threat I get, I’ll stop writing about how much Muslims suck. I’ll publish the death threat, and no longer speak about Islam. Go on, make my day. Shut me up.)

Outlaw the Burqa

Many libertarians are against legislation pending in France to outlaw burqa/niqab wearing in public by Muslim women. The same libertarians are against efforts in America to stop building the ground zero “Muslim Center” in New York.

Except for a few dhimmi-leftist feminists who really are trying to bring down Western civilization, these same libertarians feel revulsion when they see a woman in a burqa or when they contemplate Muslims doing a touchdown dance on Ground Zero. They’re holding their noses and defending a principle, and that deserves a lot of respect.

But hold on…

Everyone, except perhaps me, agrees that in principle Muslims should have the legal right to build a mosque anywhere they want in America. I don’t grant that principle.

Post-9/11, we should outlaw Islam in this country like Germany outlaws Nazism. We should prosecute every Imam under RICO. We should treat Islam like the subversive criminal organization that it is. I’m totally serious.

I’m done with making fine distinctions between “moderate” and “radical” Muslims and trying to figure out which “radicals” are wearing “moderate” burqas. Hey, Muslims–make it really clear yourselves.

Remember the last “moderate” Imam celebrated by the New York Times and other dhimmi dumbasses? Oh, yeah, he’s in Yemen now firing off underpants fizzle bombers and Times Square fizzle bombers and it turns out that some of the 9-11 Allahu Akbar late unlamented gang who couldn’t fly straight were showing up at his mosque regularly too.

This Imam behind the “cultural center” in New York has had his string pulled, and he’s starting to unravel too.  Moderate my ass. Guess what, we can read Arabic now, you liars.

We’ll barely pass this blink test from the jihadis.

The mosque/cultural center won’t get built, but there will be plenty of little dhimmi American bitches like Bloomberg to give aid and comfort to the jihadists and muddy the message and give them hope.

I wouldn’t piss on Michael Bloomberg unless he weren’t on fire.

(I really don’t get what Bloomberg is doing–what dog does he have in this fight? The Clintons, I get. Barely millionaires when they left office, they were the target demographic for Saudi subversion and payoffs. Bloomberg doesn’t need the money. My guess is he’s a horrible totalitarian egomaniac. This support of the GZM is grounded in nothing more serious than his other crackpottery like food Nazism. Bloomberg is just a whack job who thinks that whatever he thinks is what everyone else should do. If New Yorkers re-elect Bloomberg, as Mencken said, Democracy is the theory that the people know what they want and they deserve to get it good and hard.)

Ok, back to the main point…

Islam is a difficult problem for Western democracies to deal with because Islam mind-fucks the categories by which we normally classify institutions.

If it is a religion, Islam should be afforded full First Amendment latitude in America.  But in its behavior and dynamics, Islam is more like the Mafia than like a Christian sect. In their intentions toward real citizens of the USA, Muslims are a lot like the Communist Party USA and the Symbionise Liberation Army. They intend to subvert and destroy the US Constitution and subject us to a totalitarian sharia regime.

As citizens, Muslims should be able to express their culture as they wish. But Muslims don’t believe in citizenship. Muslims didn’t get the Westphalia memo. They reject the whole idea of nation-state citizenship. They don’t recognize the legitimacy of any secular nation-state government. The idea of separation of church and state is as hard for them to wrap their heads around as Sharia is for us. They live in the House of War, and they see themselves, more or less, as moles biding their time. Bottom line: Inasmuch as you are are a good Muslim in America, you are a bad American citizen. You long for the forced submission of the infidels around you. Muslim kids planted here who want to come over to the other side are threatened with serious, real, consequences.

Islam is not a religion, as we here in America understand the term, and Muslims reject citizenship, as we here in America understand the term. Read that again a few times till you get it.

The implicit pact that Christian sects have made in America is to threaten each other with post-death hellfire, but to not fight with each other before then. Muslims don’t accept this. Their attitude is, the moment we have sufficient political power in any country, we will go Conan the Barbarian on you. Before that, we shuck and jive and Amos and Andy and test you from time to time to see how ready you are to be overrun. Like trying to build that Ground Zero mosque. If that succeeds, Western people will die. It will embolden the rabid dogs of Islam who will treat the building as a sign of weakness.

Here’s a difference between Muslim and Christian culture that you really need to get: In Christian culture, martyrdom is celebrated when a Christian refuses to renounce faith in the face of torture and death. Christians meekly submit to being murdered rather than hide who they really are. In Muslim culture, martyrdom is celebrated only when you take a bunch of the infidel bastards with you. Muslims feel no shame in blending in and strategically lying (they call it taqiyya) about their subversive intent.

If Islam is a religion, it’s the Borg of religions.

Islam is a totalitarian political ideology that happens to have some metaphysical beliefs. In its organizational structure and psychodynamics, it’s the bastard love child of Nazism and the Mafia. And let’s not forget that most Muslims are bigger fans of Hitler than is David Duke.

Every observant Muslim in America, extremist or mainstream, is a subversive who is more or less actively committed to overthrowing the government of the United States. Ignorant people, mostly liberals, who know nothing of Islam and think being Muslim is similar to being Methodist, will disagree with me. Please comment. I will educate you.

Of course, most Muslims in America will never strap on bombs or incompetently try to bomb Times Square. There is one respect in which American Muslims are similar to American Christians: most of them aren’t all that into their religion. They resent their religion but don’t have the courage to abandon it. And you can’t blame them. Leaving Islam is not like leaving Methodism. It’s more like leaving the Mafia. The consequences are harsh.

There is another respect in which American Muslims are similar to other Muslims, and it’s something we’re still in denial about. We think American Muslims are cuddly and are here because they love freedom and came here to get the hell away from the crazy Muslim world. A lot of them are–the ones who don’t attend services at a mosque, who are secular and hoping that nobody notices they used to be Muslim. Even in America, these defectors keep a low profile and are worried about being noticed by the vicious devout. I know several.

All mosques in America preach racism, hatred, misogyny and subversion, just like all mosques around the world do. I’d be happy to be proven wrong–let’s publish English translations of everything said in every mosque in America and around the world. Let’s hear about all the peace, love and understanding being preached every freaky Friday all across America. Let’s have Microphones for Mosques and let everyone in America hear how much they love the rest of us.

Lately, we’ve been seeing more and more American Muslims take up arms against us, running back to their benuighted home countries. Even Obama wants to kill these jihadis, but the ACLU is dhimmi-ing up to try to stop him.

Now that I’ve set context, let’s get back to banning burqas:

•  There is not a single woman “voluntarily” wearing a burqa who wasn’t psychologically or actually raped from infancy. If you don’t agree, try to put your teen daughter in a burqa. Your daughter’s fierce fight against you if you tried that was snuffed out in these women before they were verbal. If your daughter came home with her boyfriend for Thanksgiving Dinner wearing a dog leash, what would you think? What would you do? When you see a woman in a burqa, you’re seeing someone a lot more than just dog-leashed.
• Unless you’re really stupid, you know that most women who wear burqas DON’T WANT TO. So you’re going to defend the few evil women who got sexually imprinted and get off on it and ignore the majority who wish someone would give them an excuse to take off this oppressive, hot, humiliating dog collar?
• I’m repeating myself, but what if you knew there was a Male Cult that trained female children since they were 3 years old to get used to being led down the sidewalk on all fours on a leash? And you saw those girls loping past you on the sidewalk? Would you do nothing? Would you say, I’m multi-culti tolerant and different strokes for different folks? Every woman in a burqa was a mind-fucked likely vaginally-raped little girl. You go ballistic about Mormon polygamists, and you let this pass?

Here’s the bottom line all you pretend libertarians:

A Muslim woman says she wants to dress up every day like she’s at a haz-mat site. Do you believe she’s making a free adult decision? Or do you try to rescue her? Or do you try to give her handlers a legal excuse to make her wear that haz-mat suit?

UPDATE: The French, the feckless French, just did what we don’t dare. They banned the Burqa. What’s it feel to feel like a dhimmi-pussy compared to the French, Bloomberg and the other political class punks in America? It probably feels pretty great. That’s why I hate you guys.

UPDATE: The ground zero mosque Imam is exposed as a standard issue “moderate” Muslim: Truther-preaching, America-hating. Moderate muslims do exist, they’re not the Easter Bunny. But they back UBL and hate us.

Anti-Muslim Bigotry

Here’s the dictionary.com definition of bigotry:

Stubborn and complete intolerance of any creed, belief, or opinion that differs from one’s own… Narrow-mindedness, bias, discrimination.

All Muslims are bigots by that simple definition. They are intolerant of Jews, uppity wimmen, people who want to leave Islam and conditionally hate everyone who isn’t yet Muslim. “Moderate” Muslims are those too lazy to kill or too cowardly to oppose the killing done and applauded by a significant, powerful plurality of Muslims.

If Muslims are entitled to hate all Americans and Jews because of the actions of American and Jewish political leaders, certainly we are entitled to hate all Muslims for the actions of their political leaders. Americans clogged the streets protesting Viet Nam and every war since conducted by the American government. But Muslims clogged the streets applauding 9-11. Name one single mass protest against what happened on 9-11 in any Muslim country. Even if just a few hundred people. The Muslim world cheered 9-11. There were no Muslim protests against that terrorism, like there were protests against Viet Nam and Iraq in America. We shouldn’t forget that.

A guy I thought was a friend, who worked near me, from Somalia, couldn’t contain his joy when the planes hit the buildings. He still has his job, if not his friends, in America. It’s the same job he had on 9-11. I guess we’re not complete pussies since we’ve passively-aggressively punished him while paying him.

Unless you’re stupid, you know that I’m right. Go back to my “Muslim litmus test” post and find me some Muslims who can pass it. Seriously, knock on the door of that Muslim family in your neighborhood and ask them to talk about those issues. Let me know how it goes.

I’m not saying all Muslims are evil people. I’m saying all Muslims more or less submit to evil ideas and pass them on to their children. Muslims keep their children from learning decent moral values like the Amish keep their kids from using technology.

All Muslims, to whatever extent they have the energy, as a matter of duty, work to impose evil things (sharia imperialism, hatred of Jews, abolition of human rights, oppression of women) on the rest of us. And they teach that to their kids. There is no Muslim in the world who could pass my litmus test and then read off those principles in front of everyone in their mosque without serious, perhaps deadly, consequences. No Muslim mosque anywhere in the world would break into spontaneous applause in favor of my litmus test principles.

Prove me wrong or shut the hell up about “anti-Muslim bigotry.”

I’m going to keep distilling this till I get it completely clear and simple:

• We are making a category mistake classifying Islam as a religion in the same sense that Christianity is a religion.
• Islam, in its internal dynamics and goals, is more an expansionist criminal organization with mystical cult overtones than it is a religion. Kind of like the Christian drug cartel that’s killing everyone in Juarez.
• Muslims in America are more like coopted civilians or active members of the Mafia than they are citizens. Their allegiance is much more to the Imam/Don than to the USA or to us infidel citizens.
• Muslims are dedicated to the overthrow of the United States government and the eradication of the very idea of human rights.
• Muslims lie about their goals and intentions. Doing so is an explicit part of their strategy, religion and culture.

Damn right I’m Anti-Muslim. Muslims are seriously lucky that my opposition to them isn’t hatred and is bounded by civilized rules they don’t respect but by which they will ultimately be defeated.

Facts and Predictions about the Ground Zero Hamosque

• The mosque-mongers won’t give up easily and agree to build elsewhere. Only when it becomes humiliatingly clear that no way in hell are Americans going to allow this will they back off. And it’s becoming increasingly clear that we’re serious about this, you bastards. If this vile little lying Imam backs down, this will be a huge symbolic defeat for Muslim racists everywhere, unless our douchebag politicians gratuitously cringe and fawn to make up for it.
• The governor of New York is dangerously close to being exactly that dhimmi douchebag I’m talking about. It’s been well-publicized that he’s begged the Imam for a meeting multiple times and been spurned. He better man up or shut up. How strange is it that the governor of New York can’t get his phone calls returned by this “bridge building” Imam?
• This is about doing a touchdown dance on Ground Zero. Every time you hear that Imam or his lying clitless beast of a wife say “build bridges” they mean “make you blink.”
• You have to be beyond stupid at this point to think this is about a group of Muslims who are into peace, love and understanding. This is a probe, like what the aliens did to Cartman’s ass.
• Muslims are liars whenever they talk about assimilation and accommodation with the non-Muslim societies they patiently infiltrate and subvert.
• This particular mosque-mongering Imam is a moderate Muslim. In fact, he’s the very model of a modern moderate Muslim. He wants Sharia law in America, he refuses to distance himself from Hamas or any other terrorist organizations, he blames the USA for pissing off UBL so much that 9/11 was a predictable, if not completely justifiable, reaction. He has used the term “Sharia-compliant” with regard to where he wants to see America go, and has defined that as allowing him and his cronies to have separate courts and laws and jurisdiction over their “own” people.  Yeah, that’s assimilation. See how that strategy is working out right now in England. Muslim thugs are de facto taking over neighborhoods in London now, turning them into no-go zones for cops and other infidels.
• Even if you were to buy that this Imam is a well-meaning guy (and you have to be stupid to buy into the idea that anybody who won’t condemn Hamas is well-meaning), millions of murdering Muslim militants will interpret this as proof of the success of 9/11 and their dominance over decadent infidel America. And if this abominable thing ever gets built, they’ll be right.
• There’s nothing wrong with being anti-Muslim. There’s something wrong with being Muslim. Observant Muslims are sexist, racist, totalitarian terrorist-sympathizers, at best. Millions of them are terrorists. We need to turn this around–Muslims, as a general rule, are assholes. Not people who oppose them.
• This asinine notion that American Muslims are “different”  than other Muslims is idiotic. American Muslims are as awful as Muslims everywhere.  Who’s that guy Obama’s trying to drone-kill in Yemen? Oh, yeah, he’s an American Imam from Virginia who used to be touted as a moderate like this camel-raper who’s trying to build the Hamosque. The Yemen/Virginia guy wound up the keys in the backs of the underpants and Times Square fizzler bombers.

Yeah, I’m anti-Muslim. I’m anti-Mormon polygamist, anti-KKK, anti-Aryan Nations, and really really really really anti-Democrat.

There’s no intellectual or even psychological excuse for being a Democrat anymore in America. You’re just a stupid random idiot who sympathizes only with those who don’t deserve sympathy, or you are a rent-seeking  leech sucking money out of the government-employee-union complex. But I’m not talking about Democrats here, it’s just that every time I think of them, I get a hate-on. So I had to say that. Sorry to get sidetracked. Fuck, I hate Democrats.

Ok, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Here’s a litmus/loyalty test for American Muslims. If you as a Muslim fail even a single item below, you fail and I will have nothing to do with you.  Muslims, print out the following, read it out loud and post the video on YouTube:

• I condemn Hamas and Hezbollah as terrorist organizations that no Muslim should support. Any Muslim who verbally or financially  supports either of these organizations is a terrorist and worse than an infidel, and I will turn their names in to law enforcement agencies. Further, I renounce any organization or Muslim who supports or commits violence in Israel or any non-Muslim nation-state and promise to help law enforcement to the best of my ability to prevent such acts.
• I recognize the right of Israel to exist and I call on all Muslims to accept this too. Anything in the Koran or the Hadith that curses the Jews as a race is crap. Muslim anti-Jewish attitudes are a disgrace. We have much to learn from the tiny nation of Israel about human rights and tolerance. Not to mention military strategy.
• Any Muslim who wishes to leave the faith should be allowed to do so. Families who coerce or punish apostates are despicable.
• Being gay is OK. I may not like it, but I will not persecute or harass homosexuals. Any Muslim country that does this is evil and I denounce them. I am aware that these Muslim states currently persecute homosexuals: <List>. I condemn each one categorically.
• In the United States of America, where I live, I renounce any and all efforts to replace the Constitution of the United States or the Constitution of any state with Sharia law. I will not support Sharia courts, even as private entities with voluntary jurisdictions.
• No matter how egregious the offense against the faith or my honor, I will not kidnap, kill or remove any family member to a Sharia-observant country to deal with the problem.
• If South Park wants to make fun of Mohammed, let them. They can say Mohammed is a pedophile. They can dress him up in a bear suit. They can tell lies, distort the truth and all I’ll do is talk back. Any Muslim who threatens South Park should be dressed up in a bear suit and have electrodes attached to his testicles.
• The fatwa against Salmon Rushdie was evil and every Muslim in favor of it should be ashamed and shamed. We need multiple fatwas celebrating Rushdie and condemning the murdering weasels who published the fatwa against him. I will tell my Imam so next Friday. If he blows me off, I’m done with him. I will find an Imam who will publish pro-Rushdie fatwas, or die trying.
• Any Muslim state that uses amputation or stoning to punish any offense is an evil state and I condemn it. <See above–you must do it categorically, and should obviously include Iran, Saudi Arabia and about 20 other horrible little Muslim Thunderdome-ocracies>
• I support the principles embodied in the first amendment to the United States Constitution:  Separation of Church and State, free speech, no matter how offensive to my sensibilities or religion, and the right of the governed to protest government actions without fear of being gunned down in the streets.
• I call on the government of Iran to stop all nuclear weapons programs. Everyone involved in killing protesters in the last few years must be brought to justice before the Iranian regime can be treated as a legitimate state.
• I call on the the government of Pakistan to subject their nuclear weapons stockpiles to international authority to ensure that radical murderous Muslim supremacists do not gain control of those weapons.
• I call on the government of Saudi Arabia to disband the religious police who harass and murder women and girls and to try the clerics responsible for these many murders.  And I call on fucking Sting to write a fucking song about it.

The list above isn’t all that much to assent to, if you’re an American. It”s a lot if you’re Muslim.

Good luck finding 5 observant Muslims in America who would even agree with half of the points above. Good luck finding even 5 Republicans or Democrats who wouldn’t agree with all of  the points above (well, some Republicans might not agree with the Gay point, and some Democrats might not agree with leashing Pakistan).

I’m not anti-Muslim. I’m just anti-anyone-who-can’t-agree-with-almost-all-of-the-points-above.

UPDATE APRIL 2019: Fuck to the Yeah!

New United States motto

If we let Muslims build any kind of anything near Ground Zero, let’s just change our motto from “E Pluribus Unum” to the Latin equivalent of  “We Take It Up the Ass.”

It’s been way too long since I took 7th grade Latin? Anyone remember what that might be?  I can’t. The closest I can come is Fuckus Usus.

Iraq, tick tick tick….

I just got banned off another listserv for saying Mean Things About Muslims. I’ve been doing that since the mid-80’s. Both saying mean things about Muslims and getting banned for it.

The first time, it was because some Muslim douchebag was insulting slutty American women. I said “clitirodectimy, Motherfucker.” And that got me banned. Muslims are sensitive about the fact that most of them fuck their mothers, not so much about cutting off their daughters’ clits, so it’s the motherfucker, I’m sure, that got me banned.

I don’t like Muslims for the same reasons and in the same way I don’t like members of the KKK or David Duke or the Aryan Nations church.  People get really pissed off when I compare Islam to the KKK. Especially when I say the KKK compares favorably to Islam in terms of endemic levels of racism, sexism and authoritarianism. But it’s true.

This time I got ejected because  I challenged some people who were all air- smooching on “moderate Muslims” to find me some and let me know when they did and along the way I hoped they’d find an Easter egg or two. And that they might point me to a moderate website or two. Oh, and I said that Islam is more a group of crime families than it is a religion. And that I’d gladly trade 1.2 B dead Muslims for my 1 daughter alive, ‘specially seeing how she’s never tried to annoy them but they have no problem killing her for eating pizza next to a Jew. Or something along those lines. I don’t remember exactly and it’s all been deleted now for being hate speech.

Come to think of it, I’ve never been online-banned except when talking about Islam. Anybody who pledges allegiance to Islam should be treated by decent people like someone pledging allegiance to the KKK.

This is the point where I usually get banned–when I challenge Muslims to ask to be guest speakers in a mosque and talk about freedom of speech, religion and apostasy, or ask people to look at what the KKK believes that Islam doesn’t, and post me a table, or ask them to put up or shut up in some similar way. You can’t be a good Muslim and be a good person any more than you can be a good KKK member and be a good person. So defend why people who are in the KKK can be good or shut up about Muslims being good. Dhimmi American liberals and their gutless fellow travelers hate being challenged like that.

Anyhow, what’s your over/under on how long after the US leaves before Iraq disintegrates? I’m going with 2 years.

Nation-building and Islam are incompatible.  We’ll fail in Afghanistan too, probably 2 years after we declare victory.

You might as well try to teach a box of ferrets to read and write. They’ll quiet down while they can hear you, and if you’re stupid you’ll think they’re actually listening to you, but the minute you go away….

UPDATE April 2019. Ok, it was an easy call, but wasiright or wasiright?

I remain intractably anti-Muslim. Islam is a vile ideology and its adherents shouldn’t be treated like normal people who happen to have a different religion.