Toonces bares his teeth

July 24, 2012

One of the most lazy and evil of all leftist tropes was said out loud last week by President Toonces. I quote:

There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me because they want to give something back. If you’ve been successful, you didn’t get there on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there.  It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. Let me tell you something — there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there.

If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen. The Internet didn’t get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet.

My emphasis added above.

Not only did he say this asinine shit, he said it in a particularly contemptuous off-teleprompter way. This wasn’t a gaffe, it was a tell.

I’ve had it with Obama. I’ve had it with anyone who still supports him. After this, you are the fucking enemy. Obama just displayed his worldview and it’s one where those who work hard owe it all to those who don’t. Where success is a lien. Where the fact that your upper-middle-class taxes paid for all those roads and schools doesn’t matter.

I will take no prisoners now. President Toonces, come and get it, you over-privileged, lazy, articulately-incompetent, resentful, narcissistic self-aggrandizing dumbass. I am so ready to write off friends now in this election.

Anyone who doesn’t recoil from what Toonces said above is a parasite and an asshole, I don’t care what else they are. Toonces, bless you. You gave me garlic to detect vampires.

You declared war on us today. Thank you for, in your infinite incompetence, drawing the battle lines so clearly.

There are theories about how and why human societies advance. The only one that makes any sense is the “great man” theory. There are humans whose genius changes everything. Edison, Jefferson, Whitney, Bell, Ford, Gates, Jobs, Locke, Mises, Hayek, Raymond, Torvalds, Churchill, Ghandi, Sadat….I’m just pulling names at random. In most societies, the great men are suppressed. The genius of Western culture has been that it refused to suppress its geniuses. We allowed them to upset entrenched interests. This is why we aren’t the Middle East right now.

Fewer than 1%, far fewer than 1% of human beings, ever invent anything that matters. The only thing that really matters is, Does your society protect and incent the statistically wispy few inventors?

Barack Obama just told us how stuck on stupid he is. That he thinks genius and innovation just grows naturally on roads and fibre cables, like moss, and requires nothing else to be effective. Obama’s never invented anything. He’s in that middling-smart IQ range that is smart enough to know they can fuck with people to make money but not smart enough to actually produce anything and kind of pissed off about it because they’re too dumb to admit that their Ivy League education turned them into hothouse flowers who are nothing more than legal con men.  Every day of his life, Obama lives in subconscious anxiety that the chimerical system he depends on will collapse since he has no idea what it depends on. Good. I hope it makes you smoke yourself to death, you stupid bitch. Please don’t shoot up a movie theater.

Here’s what innovation requires, at minimum, Obama, you big-eared moron:

* rule of law

* reasonable IP protection

* PROFIT. Innovation rock stars should get paid like Bruce Springsteen and Michael Jordan.

* Protection from politically connected, entrenched interests.

And… drum roll please….

* small government. Big government will always be captured by entrenched interests.

Here’s what Obama told us he thinks (I use the word “think” loosely):

* Most everybody is working hard.

* Most everybody is working smart.

* If you’re doing better than the people to your right or to your left, it’s because you’re lucky.

Fuck you, Toonces. Even  though your stupid life is about luck and being pretty, that’s not how the rest of us make it happen. President Kardashian, indeed.

I work harder than most people. I work at a place where most people work harder than most people, and I work harder than a lot of them. I’m no millionaire. Most millionaires I know, and I know a bunch of them, work WAY harder than I do. They think work/life balance is just an excuse pussies like me use to justify being lazy.

Nearly everyone who is poor in this country is a lazy fuck. 45 million Americans are on food stamps right now. 90% of them are lazy fucks.

10 Million Americans are on Social Security disability, with the ranks swelling rapidly as the 99 weeks of unemployment runs out for more and more lazy fucks. I promise you, at least half of those people are lazy fucks.

Don’t get me started on unemployment benefits. I have friends and family who are lazy fucks who’ve found jobs suddenly on week 100. Strangely, the cushy government “safety net” seems to bring out the “lazy fuck” in a lot of people.

Section 8…If I were in charge, I’d drone-strike every single Section 8 rental and reimburse the landlords.

Not only do all you lazy fucks not know what it takes to become a multi-millionaire, you wouldn’t do it if you knew. I know, and I won’t do it. News flash: the great majority of millionaires in the USA started out without having a million dollars. Some of them gamed the system or Kardashianed it, like Obama did. But most of them did great work that benefitted a lot of other people.

I wish the working poor would do the math on how much they’ve “given back to society” when calculating their resentment rights. Oh, right, I forgot. The working poor hate math.

In most cases, the working poor have been fully compensated with their paychecks. There is no surplus value that can be attributed to them.

All those iPhones you poor people can afford even though you’re poor? In a country where Steve Jobs didn’t die early as a multimillionaire, none of you would have iPhones. Divide the number of iPhones out there by Jobs’ wealth: each of you paid Jobs a “tax” of about $109 for the iPhone. Forget everything else he did: Do you own a Mac computer? Have you seen a Pixar movie? Do you have an iPod? The “tax” you paid Jobs keeps going down and down for each of those you benefited from. But let’s call it $109. Would you be willing to not have an iPhone or iPod or i-anything, for your kids to have never seen any of the Toy Story movies or Cars or Up or Finding Nemo? Seriously, let’s do the deal–you can even keep your previous experiences. For $109 you agree to never again use an Apple product or watch a Pixar movie. Deal?

Well, Obama is snuffing out the next Steve Jobs. If you vote for him, enjoy watching your Pixar movies on your iPhone till it breaks, because that’s as good as it will ever get. Nothing new from now on.

I wouldn’t trade my life for Jobs’ life. Or Edison’s. Or Bill Gates’ life or even Tom Cruise’s. They have better cars and better TVs but I get to watch my TV with only occasional work interruptions. These are exceptionally talented, nutty, smart, neurotic, driven, obsessed, energetic people who thrive on that kind of stress and isolation and exhaustion and adrenaline and epiphany and egotism and whatever. Turn ’em loose! A society that does that thrives. We each give them a relatively small amount of money and in turn they give us their lives and genius. We win.

Were I ever to shake President Toonces hand, I would hold it tight so I could punch him harder in the face. Toonces takes our money and gives back value only to his patrons and minons–the unions, the crony capitalists, the entrenched interests. Obama is the ultimate conservative, protecting status quo economic and ideological interests against innovators. Imagine if we’d elected this vampire in the 18th Century. Free leeches for everyone!

I’m not likely to shake Obama’s hand. I’d rather stick my hand up a horse’s ass, which would be about the same thing. So, for the Federale douchebags who might think this post is a threat against the President, I have no intention of ever shaking Barack Obama’s hand. I’d rather shake the hoof of Satan. I will never go to one of his events. If he were to knock on my door, yes, I would punch him in the face. I have a NO SOLICITING sign. Keep your little bitch off my property, and he’s perfectly safe.


A picture that better be worth 270 words

June 24, 2012

The Apology Tour Continues

February 24, 2012

Today, President Toonces, in what is perhaps the most cowardly, despicable act of his career (at least publicly) sent a written apology to the Korrupt Krazy Kunt Karzai in Afghanistan to try to appease members of the Koranic Krazy Kult for us “accidentally” burning some Korans along with other trash.

Afghan Muslim street trash, as eager to take offense as Toonces is to take blame, have been rioting and burning American flags for days now over what would have been a non-issue had we told them to go home or go fuck themselves or we’d napalm the poppy fields.

In other below-the-fold news today, two US troops were murdered by the rioters, who have yet to offer an apology.

Obama is neither Muslim nor Christian. He is Dhimmi. And I use the word “He” loosely.

Do it! Do it! Do it! Now! Now! Now! Or Else! Else! Else!

September 13, 2011

President Toonces performance in front of a joint session of Congress last Thursday was more appallingly, jaw-droppingly ridiculous than I could have imagined.

So this is what His Petulancy’s Mommy Voice sounds like.

Pass This Bill! he demanded, over and over again.

Nobody on the Republican side in Congress, perhaps nobody in Congress at all, got to see the bill before the hectoring speech. I heard liberal talking heads all weekend defending that because Boehner might have leaked it and ruined the PR spin.

Multiple sources and halting ahems and ahums from the Toonces administration are making it increasingly clear that if there was a bill in existence at the time of the speech, nobody has yet been able to extract it from Toonces’ ass. So much for Now! Now! Now!

On the broad outlines, all reasonable people can agree:

  • Paul Krugman is a fucking asshole who just torched his career with that little piece of self-loathing drunk blogging on 9/11. I wonder if he has a slow-growing brain tumor. I hope so. (Oops! too soon?)
  • If the broad outlines of Obama’s proposals as reported are true, this is more gob-smacking stupidity that has almost nothing to do with jobs, unless by jobs you mean government featherbedding.

There is a poison pill in here, that, if true, is is so poisonous it makes me think that the Toonces Administration’s incompetence is trumped only by its malice:

They want to cut the employee side of the Social Security payroll tax in half while leaving the employer “contribution” at the same level. Based on what theory on what planet where gravity repels objects does this help create jobs?

But that’s not the point of the proposal. The point is to nakedly buy the votes of the lazy, mendacious cunning fucks who infest the below median income demographic of the American economy.

As we all know, none of these ne’er-do-wells (bet you haven’t heard that term in a long time–I said “oodles” today too, just because I feel like restoring archaic terms this week) pay any income taxes. The only taxes that do catch them are cigarette, liquor and social security taxes. Toonces is trying to help them buy more cigarettes and liquor.

On the plus side, I can’t think of a better way of bankrupting social security way earlier than the actuaries have been predicting.

Oh, and bullet point three:

  • This plan proves that not only do Toonces and His Original Cast Of Ayn Rand Villains know worse than nothing about basic economics, but that their fingers are firmly in their ears and their thumbs are in deeply their rears, and they have no intention of learning a goddamn thing. As St. Ayn might ask, what are they counting on?




Thanks, Barry!

May 17, 2011

Renewed my car insurance today–up $400 from last year. This is my wife’s and my car, a year older, a year cheaper shouldn’t it be?

WTF, please? I asked.

It’s all about medical.

My work insurance has gone to hell too. Way more costs.

Thanks, Obamacare!

I deleted several typical HLET paragraphs below this because I don’t want to make it harder for my lawyers to defend me.


Look up “present value” Obama you moron, on Wikipedia, you stupid big-eared pussy-whipped jackass, to figure out why everyone who works hard for a living is getting hugely screwed already even though your bullshit isn’t even in effect yet. It’s because smart people take your stupidity into account, you fucking asshole.

Oops, broke my don’t-swear rule.

Fuck you, Toonces.

UPDATE: It’s only up $200. I was wrong. It’s only 20+ percent because of Toonces.

Tom Donilon rugs it up

May 10, 2011

On Fox News Sunday, talking to Chris Wallace, Obama’s National Security Advisor cut a rug tapdancing around the question of what everyone was looking at in the iconic photo released by the Obamanistas.

There is no question that we were supposed to believe that this photo was of everyone in the room watching the operation go down. Obama’s steely glare, Hilary’s aghast covering her mouth. What we were supposed to think is that this is them watching Osama take a double tap to the head. What we’ve heard, from Leon Panetta, is that there’s a 25 minute gap in which there was no video. What Donilon tactily admitted by tapdancing is that these guys were all watching snow.

Maybe they still had audio. The only reason to believe that is Hilary’s reaction. She now says she was stifling a sneeze.

There are a lot of people on the Internet shopping the narrative that Obama got dragged out of a golf game and was just pissed, at getting dragged out and that his political fate was now hanging in the balance based on whether a sub rosa operation insubordinately masterminded by an Italian who obviously thinks that Obama is Fredo, was going to work.

Lucky for the little O, it did work.

Some Hassidic Jewish newspaper photoshopped out Hilary and a woman in the room. I am wondering whether Obama was photoshopped into that photo. Compared to Biden on the left and Big Military Guy on the right, Obama looks like Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show.

Regardless, this was the most macho photo they could find. Now it’s open to all kinds of interpretation.

Oh, and Tom Donilon lies like a rug.

Breitbart Bites Back

April 21, 2011

Long ago in these subpoena’ed pages, I took Andrew Breitbart to task for the Shirley Sherrod debacle. Like everyone else, I bought into the notion that Breitbart either knowingly or irresponsibly distorted the edited video. I demanded that Breitbart set the record straight, and since then my regard for him has been tarnished.

Till today I never read Breitbart’s original post. I took it for granted that O’Reilley and Beck were describing the situation correctly–given their biases. And that if Breitbart thought they weren’t, he’d have been on their shows.

On MSNBC today, interviewed by that idiot Martin Bashir, I finally heard Breitbart explain himself.

I owe him an apology.

I wish he’d gone at this when it happened as clearly and convincingly as he did today. But blaming him for that is exactly the same as blaming a hot chick for getting raped. The media machine raped him.

Here’s the relevant part of what Breitbart posted when he first posted two excerpts from the Sherrod speech:

We are in possession of a video from in which Shirley Sherrod, USDA Georgia Director of Rural Development, speaks at the NAACP Freedom Fund dinner in Georgia. In her meandering speech to what appears to be an all-black audience, this federally appointed executive bureaucrat lays out in stark detail, that her federal duties are managed through the prism of race and class distinctions.
In the first video, Sherrod describes how she racially discriminates against a white farmer. She describes how she is torn over how much she will choose to help him. And, she admits that she doesn’t do everything she can for him, because he is white. Eventually, her basic humanity informs that this white man is poor and needs help. But she decides that he should get help from “one of his own kind”. She refers him to a white lawyer.
Sherrod’s racist tale is received by the NAACP audience with nodding approval and murmurs of recognition and agreement. Hardly the behavior of the group now holding itself up as the supreme judge of another groups’ racial tolerance.
The second video affirms the real reason there is tension between the Democratic Party and a growing mass of middle Americans — and it’s not because of race.
The NAACP which has transformed from a civil rights group to a propaganda arm of the Democratic Party and social-justice politics, supports a new America that relies less on individualism, entrepreneurialism and American grit, but instead giddily embraces, the un-American notion of unaccountability and government dependence. Shirley Sherrod, a federal appointee who oversees over a billion dollars of federal funds, nearly begs black men and women into taking government jobs at USDA — because they won’t get fired.

Regardless of whether you think Breitbart could have expressed himself more carefully (hell, evidently, I should express myself more carefully to avoid the scrutiny of Obama’s thugs), it’s obvious that when he posted the video, even if he posted only part of it, that he was acknowledging the context:

In the first video, Sherrod describes how she racially discriminates against a white farmer. She describes how she is torn over how much she will choose to help him. And, she admits that she doesn’t do everything she can for him, because he is white. Eventually, her basic humanity informs that this white man is poor and needs help. But she decides that he should get help from “one of his own kind”. She refers him to a white lawyer.

Now, let’s talk about who the real racist is: Sherrod. I’ve already made this point extensively when I originally posted about this, but if you take the entire video in context, not only does Sherrod come off as a racist, if a somewhat ashamed one, but she’s class warfare monster. Now, add on what we’ve learned about Pigford, in which she’s Lady Macbeth.

I also want to apologize for saying that Sherrod was a decent, honest human being. Obviously, she’s only that compared to the other slimy orc bureaucrats who infest her world and are breaking into ours.

You have no idea how much it pains me to have to type that she’s an Eff Ewe See Kaying See Ewe Next Tuesday, rather than what I would have previously said. But I am trying to mainstream this blog in advance of going to war, all out nuclear war, a veritable holocaust, take no prisoners, genocidical, maniacal, WWE guerilla action agaisnt the federal government. Those were metaphors for how pissed off at you I am, you stupid government fucks. Oops. Said a bad word.